Four And Twenty Weeks, Part The Latest.

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My dearest Catherine, 

I hope this missive reaches you safely and finds you in good health and robust spirit. It has been of concern to, dear sister, that of late my letters to you are greatly lacking in sentiment and declarations of sisterly affection and for that I crave your forgiveness, but I fear that it is too late to mend my ways now, and thus I shall fill the pages before me in the same vain and merely offer you a continuation of the account of our  endeavours to defeat the churlish Mr Turner.

Four And Twenty Weeks, Part The Twelfth.

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My dearest Catherine,

I am quite aware that you will be all a flutter to know what I had deduced, thus I shall defer my elucidations but a moment in order to enquire after your health? I do hope it is in an agreeable state.

I stood in that darkened dungeon amid the odours and mewls of theses pretenders, for pirates they indubitably were not. In the still dancing light of the torch I saw Woodville’s complexion alter from the handsome hue I so ardently adore to one akin to parchment that has been allowed to be faded by the sun.

Four And Twenty Weeks, Part The Fourth.

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My Dearest Catherine,

I suspect that at the close of my last missive you were all shocked astonishment at the revelation of the voice. Confess I was quite overwhelmed by those very emotions, and had I been misfortunate enough to suffer at the hands of a constitution as frail yours I should indubitably have swooned; as it was I did not.